the-moon-dust-writings:

One Line Prompts

1. “Did you just murder that person with a pencil?
2. “How come I never get invited?
3. "I was on the road.”
4. “You’re giving me a lamp? It’s the middle of the day!”
5. “Just because I am a horrendous human being doesn’t mean I hate dogs. I am not a monster.”
6. “Do your ears ever get itchy?”
7. “How many times have you listened to that song?”
8. “Well then why don’t you come over here and make me!”
9. “Those aren’t real!”
10. “Oh shit son- you fucked up.”
11. “Me and you? But how?”
12. “The forest is speaking, let us listen.”
13. “You know how to shoot a gun? You were knitting a minute ago!”
14. “I’m not that old!”
15. “Are you drunk?”
16. “Technology is so cool.”
17. “A Lamborghini? Where the FUCK did YOU get a LAMBORGHINI?”
18. “I’m not against the law- you are.”
19. “What are you gonna do?”
20. “I smile because I’m dead.”
21. “Where was I? Burning the bodies. You?”
22. “Step your game up.”
23. “I’m sad cause the sky is sad, look at it, it’s crying.”
24. “Listen to me you litte-.”
25. “I am a boss.”