Stressed Detective/Annoying Journalist AU

shittyaus:

okay so you all remember how Mod Karissa needed a new computer? Well it’s not letting asks get queued up/tagged so I have to do it this way

           Anonymous said to shittyaus:                                    
       
   
         

   
       stressed detective and annoying journalist au??
      

lets hope I still remember how to do this rip

• how do you keep getting here before me I’m the cop?? alright that’s it I’m checking your car for a police scanner

• what do you mean you “have information” already I haven’t even opened the case file yet jfc

• when I said I had a suspect that doesn’t mean go out and talk to them!!! That’s super dangerous!!!

• no I’m not giving you an “exclusive interview” about it totally not because I have no leads nope nuh-uh

• okay I could buy that my cases were “news worthy” all the time at first but now I’m looking into a missing cat what’re you up to

• adding “I need a drink” to the end of all of these applies completely and I love it

Hope these work for you! Sorry again about the weird format ^^;

~Mod Karissa