writers-are-writers:

Prompt #830

“I accidentally scared the trick-or-treater you’re babysitting and now I’m the one scared because goddamn you’re intimidating when you’re angry.”

Submitted by Anonymous

shittyaus:

sure!! 😀 ((just to let everyone know, most of these can probably easily be turned into ot+ prompts as well))

• I know we’re all a team to save this place but I swEAR TO GOD STOP QUOTING/COMPARING US TO THE AVENGERS

• no. we’re not calling ourselves the x-men. just no, okay? it’s probably copyrighted.
• same for justice league, don’t even try buddy. no, league of justice doesn’t count!!!!

• okay so we all got our powers from that big accident, and obviously so did the villains. does anybody remember who else was there so we can figure out who and/or how many we’re dealing with?
• bonus if one or more of the villains gets included into the otp/ot+

• woah woah woah I thought we were the GOOD GUYS I didn’t sign up for this

• so each of us has an element? that’s pretty coo- DONT YOU DARE START QUOTING AVATAR. IM WATCHING YOU
• “even if we find a boy trapped in an iceball?” EVEN IF WE FIND A BOY TRAPPED IN AN ICEBALL
• “that’s modern zuko” I SWEAR TO GOD

• you know what? I quit. I’m done. I have finals coming up, I don’t have time for this. Do whatever you want, I don’t care anymore

• “why does it feel like you’re purposefully trying to lose” I DONT WANNA TAKE MY EXAMS OKAY JUST K I L L ME ALREADY you don’t even have to kill me just like, put me in a temporary coma or SOMETHING

• I don’t even know how to drive yet!!!!! Why am I flying!?!?!?!?!?????

I hope these work for you, have fun! 😀

~Mod Karissa

dailyau:

– (@get-glitched)

shittyaus:

okay so you all remember how Mod Karissa needed a new computer? Well it’s not letting asks get queued up/tagged so I have to do it this way

           Anonymous said to shittyaus:                                    
       
   
         

   
       stressed detective and annoying journalist au??
      

lets hope I still remember how to do this rip

• how do you keep getting here before me I’m the cop?? alright that’s it I’m checking your car for a police scanner

• what do you mean you “have information” already I haven’t even opened the case file yet jfc

• when I said I had a suspect that doesn’t mean go out and talk to them!!! That’s super dangerous!!!

• no I’m not giving you an “exclusive interview” about it totally not because I have no leads nope nuh-uh

• okay I could buy that my cases were “news worthy” all the time at first but now I’m looking into a missing cat what’re you up to

• adding “I need a drink” to the end of all of these applies completely and I love it

Hope these work for you! Sorry again about the weird format ^^;

~Mod Karissa

dailyau:

– (morninwarri0rr)

the-modern-typewriter:

“The murder victims…they were all buried in…they choked on dust, drowned in it. You know, the type of stuff you get on the mantelpiece. Household dust.”

Another one bites the dust.

“Well someone’s got a sick sense of humour.”

alloftheprompts:

I hope these help 🙂

1. A stranger claims they are related to the family.
2. The family’s estate suddenly faces financial trouble.
3. An ambitious plan of one of the family’s members could destroy the family.
4. The family has a feud with another one.
5. Two members of the family hate each other but they’ll join forces against an outside threat.
6. Write about someone serving the family.
7. The family has a secret only certain members (or members of certain age) know about. Write about someone learning it.
8. How does the family reward loyalty?
9. Someone discovers a dark secret the family has.
10. The family’s title is threatened. 
11. The head of the family discovers they can’t have children.
12. How does the family deal with illegitimate children?
13. Members of the family band together to kill another relative.
14. Write about someone the family brought harm to.
15. Write about someone who doesn’t meet the family’s expectations.
16. Write about someone who marries into the family.

prompt-dealer:

“A password
isn’t enough to stop me. I can hack that easily.”

“I’ll have
you hooked up to the camera feed in no time. You’ll be able to see everything
they can.”

“The great
thing about people using technology to protect them is I can hack it. Now, if
it were some giant monster with giant teeth protecting them, we would have a
problem. This? This is not a problem.”

“I don’t know
much about picking a regular old lock with lock picks, but if all you need is a
passcode, I got you covered.”

“I don’t know
everything about you, but give me a computer and a bit of time, and I’ll find
out.”

“They aren’t
the only ones who know how to jam a signal.”

“If we can
track them, they can track us. We have to be careful.”

“I can jam
the signal, but they will know we’re on to them if I do. Plus, if I don’t, we
can listen in on them. They might provide us with some useful information.”

“I’m starting
to feel like this code is in code!”

“Yeah….I
didn’t need hacking skills to figure that much out. The internet is full of
information if you know where to look.”

“It’s all
ones and zeros my friend. Ones and zeros.”