“Well I’ll have you know this princess saves herself.”
Author: MissWriteress
It’s quiet. Eerie quiet. The kind of quiet that makes your ears ring and your heart pound.
1.“How did you managed to lose a thirty years old man in a supermarket?”
2.“Don’t you dare walk away from me!”
3.“You can’t live by quoting emo bands for the rest of your life”
4. “What’s up with her?”
“March 22”
“Oh God”5. “Why would his husband kill him?”
6. “There’s no other way of making easy money. ”
“You never thought about prostitution, did you?”
7. “And she stole my last bit of–”
“Hope?”
“Chocolate”8. “I may be a hacker but I’m no murderer.”
“The term is hunter”
“Don’t correct me”9. “I’m sorry but Obama’s not coming back”
10.“You don’t drown people in public pools”
11.“Can we pass today’s ‘How to be a murderer’ lesson?”
12.“He’s gonna be fine”
“You threw him in a well!”13.“I haven’t slept in six months, do you really want to put up with me?”
14.“Go home, you’re drunk”
15.“Stop touching my hair!”
“But it’s so soft!”16.“We’re not going to a church with you dressed like that”
17.“I never thought of reading The Bible but I might rethink this life choice. And all my other life choices. I think I’m going in existential crisis, bye”
18.“Hello, hello! Can you hear me?”
“Stop quoting Lana del Rey, for the love of God!”19.“It’s only interesting if you’re talking about Fall Out Boy”
20.“I’m not high, I’m just really tired”
21.“Don’t broke into people’s houses!”
“How’d you got here again?”22.“I may be dangerous but have you met my wife?”
23.“Are you silently judging me?”
“Of course not, if I judge people I’ll make sure they hear me”
24.“I’m scared of her.”
“She’s nineteen”
25.“Don’t yell at me! When people yell at me I start yelling at people and I’m not sure you want to hear a Romanian yelling at you!”26.“You did what?”
27.“I’m not saying she’s a gold digger, I’m saying she’s a… power digger”
28.“Can you stop crying?”
“MCR broke up four years ago, what do you mean stop crying?”29.“The bad guy’s in jail, my uncle is in the Hospital recovering and I finally got my cigarettes back”
30.“We found her playing guitar in a Devil’s Trap”
31.“I don’t react good after earthquakes and you know it!”
32.“Why do you have a photo of you in Nazi clothes?”
“Aesthetic”33.“I’m not saying you’re too old for the internet, I’m saying you’re too old to be cool on the internet.”
34.“Why is our sink made out of jelly and why is there orange juice instead of water?”
35.“You should really start packing your– Is that my laptop?”
36.“Is your brother in law seriously Satan?”
37.“Why do the Greek Gods have a restraining order against you?”
38.“What do you mean that’s not how to get tumblr popular?”
39.“Don’t listen to them, lyrics spam is always the answer.”
40.“How ‘bout you give up?”
I think it hit at the end
Dialogue Prompts
1) “I want people to tremble when they see me.” “And I want some coffee
sweetheart, and let me tell you, only one of these wishes is gonna be
coming true.”2) “I’m not as damaged as I seem, I swear.”
3) “I will move sea and sky to ensure their safety.”
4) “This isn’t me, I’m not this person.”
5) “I’m so sorry.” “Don’t you dare say that word like it changes anything you’ve done.”
6) “Hey, hey, calm down, they can’t hurt you anymore.”
7) “Stop treating me like a little kid!” “You are a little kid.”
8) “If you keep screwing around like this you’re going to get yourself killed.” “I hope so.” “You shouldn’t joke about things like that.” “Who said I was joking?”
9) “I have no words left for you, I won’t waste my time here.”
10) “Darling don’t try that, you know it’ll never work.”
11) “You make me sick to my stomach, in all honesty, I’d be fine never seeing you again.”
12) “So from the bottom, of my cold, dead heart, screw you.”
13) “Don’t waste your time on me love, I’m a lost cause.”
14) “The skies are crying for you darling, some call it rain.”
15) “You’re wrong.” “I’m always wrong.”
16) “Please don’t do this, you’re only going to hurt the people you love.” “Who said I ever loved them?”
17) “I know this isn’t a smart decision-” “Then I would recommend not doing it.”
18) “I hope you know how much I-” “Awww, love me?” “No, hate you.”
19) “I trust you.”
20) “Well this has gone horribly wrong.”
Write a story including a set of three things
1) The phrase “I came to help”, a blanket, a disgruntled cat
2) An optimist, ink stains, secrets
3) A fortune teller, a spy, a conspiracy
4) A book, a dress, a knife
5) The sewer system of a major city, a mathematical equation, flowers
6) A failed scientist, a 3rd grader, a billionaire
7) The color red, a broken promise, an unwelcome guest
8) A scarf, brown eyes, black and white
9) Photographs, a dance, an abandoned engagement ring
10) A dead phone, a map, a bowl of cereal
Dialogue Prompt
“I’m not even one of y-”
“Technicalities, technicalities. Even though you didn’t start as one of us, you are now.”






